Saturday, April 23, 2011

Chart check quote of the week

"I believe the client is somewhat manic. Although his given name is Rodney, he introduced himself to me as "Hot Rod" and insisted that I call him that throughout the assessment."

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Guess what day it is today?

I heard one of the social workers say this at today's staff meeting: "I've been sober so long this 420 thing wasn't around when I quit using pot!"

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

An important distinction

Officer Perky called my office to tell me about a client who was having multiple contacts with the police on account of his psychosis.
"We've been getting a lot of calls from the neigbors on account of his behavior. He's really making them nervous. The report from last week says he broke into Local Church Campground and announced to everyone that he's the Second Coming of Christ.
"However, Mr. Religious wants to correct his records and he says we were wrong when we did the initial report and he's Jesus' older brother, not Jesus' second coming. Just thought you should know."
Blogger has been doing odd things to me and this site and I'm trying to sort it out.

Overheard at work:

Dr. Warmnfuzzy: "How are you doing, Patient Steve?"
Patient Steve: "I'm great! I'm so happy it's like I'm psychotic again!"