Because it's not like I wasn't paranoid about my personal safety before I started this job....
Tee shirts with bizarre slogans are very popular among our clients. I've seen people wearing shirts that said everything from "Can't sleep... clowns will eat me!" to "If sex is a pain in the @$$, you're doing it wrong." The thoughts expressed may not be "appropriate," but they're usually good for a few laughs and conversation starters.
But tell me what I'm supposed to say to a wild-eyed, disheveled gentleman who reeks of stale sweat, vomit and booze wearing a shirt that says "I like you--I'll kill you last!"
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