Officer Perky called my office to tell me about a client who was having multiple contacts with the police on account of his psychosis.
"We've been getting a lot of calls from the neigbors on account of his behavior. He's really making them nervous. The report from last week says he broke into Local Church Campground and announced to everyone that he's the Second Coming of Christ.
"However, Mr. Religious wants to correct his records and he says we were wrong when we did the initial report and he's Jesus' older brother, not Jesus' second coming. Just thought you should know."