E-mail amuses me

Dr. Analytic has decided to change his e-mail signature. After months of having it read
"Dr. Overly Analytic, MD, PhD
Medical Director, Random County Mental Health
Putting the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional' "

he has changed the last line to be a revolving selection of lyrics from 80s rock songs.

"Dr. Overly Analytic, MD, PhD

Medical Director, Random County Mental Health

Here we are, we're the princes of the universe!"

"Dr. Overly Analytic, MD, PhD

Medical Director, Random County Mental Health

It must have been cold there in my shadow"

Police report of the week

"He says his cat told him he needs to drive into the vortex to save Shania Twain from the aliens who are holding her hostage."