As I was sitting in the break room by myself at work last week, I heard a loud voice speaking down the hall:
"The secretaries are out to get me and enjoy making my life hell, but you get used to it. "
It turned out to be one of the social workers giving a building tour to an intern!
When he got to the break room and saw that it was just me and my Top Ramen, he said, "Darn! I was hoping June or someone would be in here so I could give them a hard time."